im not even kidding rn don't doubt me
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost...
i could probably eat like ten children riGHT NOW
hi i'm shay i like puns and lord of the rings bye
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My standards for boys:
- dark hair
- cute smile
- love horseback riding
- unusually long life span
- speak elvish
- secretly be the heir to the throne of Gondor
- be Aragorn
"BRUH" — WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)
- someone: we finish each other's s-
- me: TEVE ROGERS